Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Ending the stock market battle on Gamestop in song

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(With apologies to Jonathan Larson, a version of his Rental classic “Seasons of Love” in honor of Melvin Capital throwing in the towel on his short bets against Gamestop. You can listen to the original here.)

Five hundred and twenty five thousand six hundred editors
Five hundred and twenty five thousand investors who pop
Five hundred and twenty five thousand six hundred editors
How do you keep it short? Running the Gamestop?

In options
In trade
In Robinhoods
In limited orders
In compressions, in cartography, in commercial stops, in the rocks

In five hundred and twenty five thousand six hundred editors
How do you sell a Gamestop in stocks?

And the funds?
And the funds?
And the funds?
Shorting by funds
Fund seasons
Fund seasons

Five hundred and twenty five thousand six hundred editors
Five hundred and twenty five thousand little stocks to try
Five hundred and twenty five thousand six hundred editors
How can you reduce part of You’re here or Best Buy

In the stocks they churned
Or sometimes Melvin would cry
In commissions they earned
Or the way this fund died

His now is the time to cover all our bets
Trade always ends
Let’s celebrate, remember a squeeze in a stock
Friends

Remember the funds
(Oh you gotta remember the funds)
Remember the funds
(Oh yeah, it’s a pressure that they upset)
Remember the funds
(Swap, hedge it, fund brokerage, hedge fund)
Fund seasons
Fund seasons …

Aaron Pressman
@ampressman
aaron.pressman@fortune.com



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