The Mass Effect Garrus Body Pillow started as an April Fools Day joke years ago and has become a reality thanks to Jinx. Now he’s back, and his arrival on April Fool’s Day is poetic perfection.
There are a million and one reasons to love the Mass Effect Trilogy, but one of them was the fact that the game offered friendships and relationships that were intimately designed to bring the RPG aspect of the game to life. even more immersive heights. One of those romances is Garrus Vakarian, a former C-Sec officer turned villainous renegade who could be Commander Shepard’s best brother or their hunt! While we may not yet have the real Garrus (we can dream of), the body pillow that was available a few years ago is back in the relaunched BioWare Gear Store.
I, uh, maybe I bought it or not when it came out a few years ago, even though I’m married. I have no regrets. It’s always funny when the jokes end up being a real product. Razer saw this with their RGB Toaster which finally became a reality, and this body pillow was a huge hit with fans and people who honestly thought it was funny.
Now do Wrex next, please and thank you.
If you are interested in catching Zs with the Archangel, you can buy this Turian hug for $ 35 right here.
Now that you can buy the Mass Effect Garrus Body Pillow again, we have to ask you: if you could turn a stuffing product into a real, purchasable item – what would it be and why is it a Tali Body Pillow ‘Zorah? Let your dream picks be heard in the comments section below! For even more Mass Effect benefits, check out our exclusive hub here with interviews, coverage and a first look at the legendary edition of Mass Effect which will be released in May.