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Let’s face it – you’re probably going to lose your 2021 NCAA tournament pool. In fact, you’ll likely be out of the game before the first weekend is over. It’s not your fault you’re terrible at picking games, however. Between everything that is going on in the world right now and trying to remember the TruTV channel, you have a lot to do. But there is no excuse for having the wrong March Madness support name. It’s not necessarily the best, but if yours isn’t creative or funny, well, friend, it’s up to you.
Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Below are suggestions for most of the top eight expected seeds, whether it’s a pun based on team name, coach name, or team name. a key player. Choose Gonzaga? You can go from “Zags to Rich”. Better yet, if you go to Ohio State, you could drink “Bottomless MiMusas” at the end of the tournament. No need for a “Payday Lohner” if your BYU choice works or to get involved in another “Pons-i Scheme” if your choice of Tennesse pays off. In fact, you will be “Cade In Full” if you pick Oklahoma State and the Cowboys cut the net.
Some weren’t great, but we’ll start “Gaining Mo’Mentum” when we get to Oklahoma and “Trendon Upward” with LSU. We’ve also got you covered if you picked “Out On Aleem” and picked Wisconsin or ignored the “Turgeon General’s Warning” and picked Maryland. You will look like a “Mensah Member” – and be “Kicking Aztecs” – if your choice of San Diego State wins it all, and if you like Virginia to win another title, you can say you have “Bennett There, that is. made.” No one will be able to deny that you have the “Primo Picks” if your choice of Alabama goes all the way, and you will truly be in a “Teague Of Legends” if Baylor dances for the title.
Hopefully these media names aren’t too “Shaka To The System” (Texas), but we’ll continue “Hard In The Painter” (Purdue) so that they are “Served Up On a Santos-Silva“ Plateau ”( Texas Tech) for you. Obviously we are not afraid to “Mobley Go Where No Man Has Gone Before” (USC) with our suggestions. We have “Garretteed Satisfaction” (Kansas) for everyone you you expected to be “King Of The Castleon” (Florida) or finish second because you are “Always the McBridesmaid, Never the McBride” (West Virginia) Either way, you will have at least one good supporting name. Sure, it’s “Slim Picketts” (Missouri) for some teams, but as you’ll see below, Iowa is the only team we’ve knocked out… just kidding – “Made You Luka.”
Now you realize that our success rate with media names is about the same as your choices, but “Zero Ducks Given” (Oregon) on our part – we have no shame. If nothing else, we hope these suggestions inspire your “Mad Sills” (Arkansas) to get started and think of something better (which you surely can). After all, the best parenthesis names will be inside jokes or references so crass that we can’t print them out here anyway (just leave Sister John out, please!), So we won’t. can help a lot.
But it is not necessary to “Curbelo Your Enthusiasm” (Illinois) to choose a medium name. Just take “In The Izzone” (Michigan State), find “The Wright Stuff” (Villanova), and maybe you’ll hit a “Noles In One” (Florida State). Even if you come to a “Fork In Jerreaud” (Houston) just remember you may find something that reminds the rest of your support group, “That S *** Creigh (ton)”.
OK, you’ve had enough of puns. We admit it’s “A Tad Much” (Colorado), but we do “For Love Of The Game” (UNC). Let’s have our “One Shining Mormont” (BYU). Our work is done. After all, “What else is Juwant doing?” (Michigan)
Funniest and best supporting names in March Madness in 2021
Bulldogs Gonzaga
- Zags to riches
- Go, Go, Gonzaga
- Some good men
- Sealed with a Kispert / A little Kis-pert (shout at Bill Raftery)
- Yippee Ayayi, mother ******
- Timme More / Timme what you got
- Suggs And Kisses (or Suggs and Kisperts, if you want to double down)
- The bigger they are, the more they fall Nembharder
- Three The Nembhard Way / School Of Nembhard Knocks / etc.
- Last Strawther
Baylor Bear
- Manufactured by Baylor
- Smile and bear it
- I just drew it
- Out of your Teague / Teague Of Legends
- MaCio Bear
- Butler did it
- No Ifs, Ands, or Butlers
- Salute the flagler
- Flo ridas
- Vital signs
Illinois fighter Illini
- Champagne wishes
- EI EI A-Yo
- Ayo U (good if you are still late to pay your installment entry)
- Kofi Cup / Kofi Grinder / Kofi Maker / Instant Kofi
- Cockburn, baby, burn
- Curbelo your enthusiasm
- Frazier’s edge
- By Giorgi I think I got it
- Ain’t it Grandison / Grandison Slam
- Case of Da’Montes
Michigan Wolverines
- What more can Juwant do?
- Livers and let die / livers to fight another day
- Big game hunters
- Put these Franz upside down
- Chaundeeeeeeee nuts
Houston Cougars
- Houston we have a winner
- Cougar Town
- Kickin ‘Sasser
- Mill race
- Grimes & Punishment / High Grimes & Misdemeanors
- Jarreaud less traveled / fork in Jarreaud
- Blinders “Deeky”
- Friday “Deeky”
Alabama Purple Tide
- Tsunami
- Ballin ‘oates
- Quinerly Bird gets the worm
- Choice Primo
- Smoking Herbert
Ohio State Buckeyes
- Win the Big Buckeyes
- THE winning support
- Blow the Liddell / Flip your Liddell
- And justice for all
- Top of the key / key of the VIctory
- Bottomless MiMusas
Iowa Hawkeyes
- Fran stan
- Luka talking / Luka what you made me do / did you Luka
- Word to Wieskamp
- Tap the Keegan
- Microphone check, One-Toussaint
Arkansas Razorbacks
- Hog Heaven
- Feelin ‘Moody / Moody Blues (when / if Arkanasas loses)
- Saint Moses
- Tate with fate
- Energy Notes
- It’s not over until it’s Vanover
- Thresholds that pay the bills / Mad Sills
Kansas Jayhawks
- Yes we Kansas!
- Chalk Rocks (for the person who always chooses the highest seed)
- Self esteem / self esteem / self improvement
- Brains and Braun
- Garretteed satisfaction
West Virginia mountaineers
- Huggins and kisses
- Always the McBridesmaid, never the McBride
- McNeil before me
- Sherman’s March
- A bridge too far
- Oscar-winning media
- The Tshiebwe, the truth and the light
Texas longhorns
- Choose smart, not picky
- Shaka to the system
- Sims city
- Cobra Kai
- Coleman Coolers
Virginie Cavaliers
- Hoo do that
- Bennett there, do that
- Bet the Hauser / Hauser party
- Buy Low, Morsell High
- Every last morsell
- True McKoys
- Blow, blow and blow that bracket down
Purdue Boilermakers
- This is how we purge it
- Spoilermakers (If you choose big upsets)
- Go hard in the painter
- Hello Newman!
Villanova’s wild cats
- SuperNova
- Wright stuff
- Swider Web / Swider Bite
Oklahoma State Cowboys
- Oki doki
- How ’bout Them Cowboys ?!
- Save a horse, ride the cowboys
- Whole Cade
- Go CunningHAM
- Most tastes to be successful
- Here is the Boone / Boone going to dynamite
- Flavors of the month
Florida State Seminoles
- Christmas in one
- Just say noles
- For whom The Bell Noles
- Everything about the Hamiltons
- Polite society
- Gray questions
- Balsa dance
- ” Chips & Balsa
- CakeWalkers
- ‘Quan Fishin’ / ‘Quan And Done (when / if FSU loses)
Creighton Bluejays
- This S *** Creigh (ton)
- Feelin ‘Blue (jays) (when / if Creighton loses)
- Ballock so hard
- Show me the Mahoney
- ‘Reefer Madness
- Council of Bishops
Colorado buffalo
- Buffalo soldiers
- Roaring Boyle / Hot Boyle-ing
- A Tad Much / A Tad Disappinting (when / if Colorado loses)
- March Tadness
- March Maddoxnes
- Mount. McKinley
- Wright’s Stuff
- May the 4 be with you
- Sound The Horne
- Battery powered
- Schwartz and all
- CakeWalkers
- Walk in the parqet
- Served on a Silva platter
Texas Tech Red Raiders
- Run & Guns Up
- Fear the beard
- Mac Attack / Born on Mac / Return of Mac / Big Mac
- Served on a Santos-Silva platter
- Ring around the McCullar
- Cobra Kyler
Oregon Ducks
- Mighty ducks
- Charlatan attack
- Zero donated ducks
- Work of Duarte / Duarte of the case
- Dante’s Hell
- I got it all Figueroa’d Out
Wisconsin Badgers
- Get Your Gard Up / On Gard / Standing Gard
- A street crosses it
- Once bitten, shy trice
- D’Mitrik or Treat
- Building the Wahl / Crossing a Wahl
- About Aleem
USC Trojans
- Enfield of 64
- Tahj mahal
- Evan sent
- Mobley goes where no man has gone before
- Maximum / maximum power
- Shot through the Baumann
Tennessee Volunteers
- Springer has sprung / Springer at my step
- Hi to the winners / To the winners, go away the booty / Victor-y is mine
- Pons-i diagram
- The Ives have it
- The ives of March
- Pandemic Vescovi-d 19
- Incredible Fulk-erson
Aztecs of the State of San Diego
- Kiss my Aztecs / Smite your Aztecs
- Dutcher ovens
- Arop-A-Dope / End of my Arop
- Mensah Member
- Break your Schakels
- Complete Seiko / Seiko mode
- Dinwiddie Banter
BYU Cougars
- Cougar Town
- Earn Mormontum
- A brilliant mormont
- Hope in the Pope
- At Haarms Way
- With open Haarms / At the length of the Haarms
- The death knell
- Payday lohner
- Go hard in the paint
- Harward Show
Oklahoma Sooners
- Get off my Lon mower! / Lon
- Reavesdropping
- Manek panic
- How could you be so speechless?
- earn Mo’Mentum
- Sweet Union-tions
- King of the hill
- The Alondes have more fun
- Hero’s Kueth / Kueth Vision
LSU Tigers
- Patiently Wade-ing
- Glory Days / Days Of Thunder / etc.
- Down for Watford
- Trendon up
- Choose smart, not picky
- Let’s Get Hyatt / Ridin ‘Hyatt
- LeBlanc check
Missouri Tigers
- Mizzery Loves Company
- Say it’s not Zo (when / if Mizzou loses)
- Just how I dru it
- Xavier of the world
- On finches and needles
- Buggsin ‘Out
- Slim picketts
Florida gators
- I’m the Mann / Mann Up / Mann-To-Mann
- King of Castleton
- Appleby: eat well in the neighborhood
- He’s a Locke!
- Payne in the ass
Ramblers of Loyola-Chicago
- Ramblin ‘wreck from a bracket
- Mean Sister Jean Machine
- Sister Act II
- Krutwiggin ‘Out
North Carolina Tar Heels
- For the love of the game / Love and basketball
- Sharpe-y!
- Lookin ‘sharpe
- Go ahead, make my day’Ron
- Long Armando of the Law
- Leek blinders
- Pearly friday
Michigan State Spartans
- In the Izzone
- Bet the Hauser
- Xavier of the world
- Rockett roll
- MegaWatts
- It’s Watts Up!
Maryland Terrapins
- Turtle Might
- General warning from Turgeon
- Wiggins out
- An eye for an Ayala
- Ayala come back now, are you listening?
- It takes Hart / Clear Eyes, Full Hart, can’t lose
- Buy Low, Morsell High
- Every last morsell
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